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thatraccoonthing · 2 months ago
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So my friend just realized that for multiple weeks my pfp has been possessed by bill cipher
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banannabethchase · 9 days ago
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@sarahcakes613 and I, all we do is see curb stomp and mindmeld.
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grey-joys · 7 months ago
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Wherever there is a @ship-ambrosia post about “hot” anime boys, there is a judgmental @grey-joys behind a screen somewhere
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grey-joys · 1 year ago
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@ship-ambrosia I told you. Southron heresy.
"The Old Bear was particular about his hot spiced wine. So much cinnamon and so much nutmeg and so much honey, not a drop more. Raisins and nuts and dried berries, but no lemons. That was the rankest sort of southron heresy."
Its so funny that this is Jons job. Jons this heroic, badass warrior and here he is with a measuring spoon out making sure theres the exact right amount of nutmeg in this wine. Like jumping up with a no if someone brings lemons.
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hamletunfortunately · 8 months ago
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sometimes when i think of the infinights campaign i get so fucking mentally ill and want to cry and scream and shake and draw my feelings and talk to someone. but just because I think about how much fun it must have been to create and be apart of. imagine how much fun they all had while it was going on? oh my.goodness
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warlordfelwinter · 2 months ago
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patience really walked into court 15 minutes late with starbucks, said "i dont lose unless i want to", and then destroyed the other lawyer's entire career in 2 minutes flat
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kosmiccarma · 1 year ago
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I'll add myself to the pool of ppl who (might delusionally) believe gojo ain't dead dead
#karma.talks#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 236 leaks#listen. I was cackling in the work parking lot this morning looking at the server leaks#1. narratively his death would serve nothing for the plot. and the whole fight wouldn't have moved anything forward#2. head ain't cut off. eyes aren't destroyed. shoko and angel literally still on the same continent. body could be healed easy peasy#3. gojo was saying bye to his dead friends instead of them welcoming him? so he could be goin' off to limbo#or have his second enlightenment hit within the next couple chapters to off sukuna once and for all. and get to kenny#and 4. uhh kenny??? he still exists gege. can't have a fight with him paired with anyone else tbh just wouldn't thematically fit#best of both worlds scenario: kids kill sukuna with gojo's resurrection#gojo goes on to fight kenny. kenny dies by the six eyes and/or infinity once and for all and gojo sacrifices the six eyes and/or infinity#so kenny can no longer body swap and will end the tale of his terror. geto comes back into consciousness for a couple more moments#OR his body is at peace once and for all and THEN gojo dies from wounds / overexertion of his cursed energy#OR gojo lives but remains a normal human w/o the six eyes or limitless. and this is bc he cheated death twice and that's the toll#gege make some of this happen or you've given a good side character a nonsensical death (within the scope of the story and character arc)#give it 10 chapters to see where this goes. if he's dead dead that's a fumble of an ending to their fight and a death scene#btw if anyone wants to talk abt this more just DM me I ain't fighting the tag system over more spoilers
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grey-joys · 2 years ago
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I’ve been reduced to “a friend”. It chafes
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My brother when Theon meets Yara and immediately hits on her/gropes her: “WHOA he IS a whore”
My brother when they reveal Yara is his sister who he didn’t recognize: “oh THATS some trauma. That’s gonna stick with him for the rest of his life”
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protect-namine · 24 days ago
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you know, I think neji would enjoy playing dnd. getting to write stories and play characters with no limitations, and having to improv with the other players because he would never have full control of where the story was headed? it would be a dream come true, and also therapeutic. neji would of course be the dm who would "yes and" anything his players want to do. the story would be something everyone has input on and would help shape. an adventure that neji himself couldn't predict or write on his own. also, just imagine him describing his setting and doing all his character voices, he'd love that so much
I think it would be a good exercise for quartz too, because they'd have to make their own characters and backstories and roleplay in character without a script to direct them. especially to kisa "transparent vessel" tachibana, who can act out any character but is afraid of letting herself be seen through them. similarly, kai as well, since he'd be in charge of his own character instead of propping someone else up
on the flip side, fumi would get to enjoy playing a character but not having the pressure to be the lead/spotlight of a story. he's there to play, not perform
sou would also LOVE dnd. I think he'd be really into the character creation and lore, and is probably the next person I can think of who can try being the dm when neji is sick/tired/wants to be a player. he's the player who takes down notes and remembers one small detail neji mentioned four sessions ago that becomes relevant to the current session. neji loves him because sou is the one who appreciates his world building the most
suzu and fumi would instigate so much in the adventure, which neji would love. suzu makes a character everyone loves (like hachipochi) and always brings snacks to the table
fumi has read all of the player handbook, and mitsuki has read maybe a quarter of it (only the relevant parts to his character and how some dice rolls and combat work). mitsuki is also the one who doesn't put much effort into his character's backstory but unexpectedly gets big character development during the adventure, surprising everyone in the table including both the dm and himself
otori is very good at both roleplaying and combat, has created a compelling character, and tries to go on solo adventures but eventually gets roped into the party because he can't adventure alone in neji's setting
#mine musings#liveblogging jj#jack jeanne#this would also be like. a way less stressful way for them to practice improv than anything neji makes them do for the class lol#theater kids enjoying dnd? tale as old as time#i am unsure of everyone's classes except for kisa. kisa would be the bard. sou is probably a wizard#i like the idea of kai choosing warlock because then he'd have a patron to play off of#but neji forces him to roleplay more and exercise agency by making his patron unpleasant to be with lmao#i have no idea what fumi would be because like. if this was acting he'd be a high charisma character. but he's here to play not perform#i think the class closest to his natural self would be sorcerer but idk maybe he wants to do something different when playing#like... rogue. it's so un-fumi-like but it would be fun for him i think precisely because it's not like him#suzu is the one most unfamiliar with the rules so he chooses fighter/barbarian. he's very good nonetheless#also we need a melee character here or someone with high str lol#and suzu would enjoy being the athletic character who brings victory to the team#mitsuki looks at everyone's character sheets. sighs. chooses cleric because SOMEONE has to be the healer in the group :/#but he also likes being the support to everyone so it works out#just like with kai. neji makes mitsu roleplay more by making him frequently engage with his deity of choice#idk what otori would choose but i like the idea of him being a paladin. i think that suits him#neji is usually the dm but when he's the player he can be anything. he has the same problem as fumi#but while fumi chooses a character different from himself. neji would just go full eccentric#so maybe a druid who keeps changing to different animals. or an artificer with weird/creative inventions#actually i think sou would be a good dm for a neji who wants to play artificer. he'd be intimidated at first but he can roll with it
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ofstarsandskies · 8 months ago
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X2 Discovery Skit: Big Brother's Watching
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@mathcs mentioned Julius' teleporting and I just knew where exactly to put it. lol Omniscient Julius, while not even remotely canon, is nonetheless one of the funniest concepts to imagine. THOU CANNOT ESCAPETH HIS WORRY.
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chloecorvid · 1 year ago
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Oh, to spend 3 days on a comic about a sad part of your DND character’s backstory… but you’re unable to share it with anyone other than the DM and your not-in-the-game friends…
I’ll probably post it here but it’s… very gorey. So i gotta figure out these new posting filters first haha
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banannabethchase · 5 months ago
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Sarah and I are on the same wavelength, Dannywise.
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grey-joys · 1 year ago
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New Theon lore drop apparently
@ship-ambrosia
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wyntersecret-a · 11 months ago
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!! Okay anything that was my turn from old blog I will be continuing as they're in my drafts. Anything that wasn't my turn before I moved I will be dropping. Doesn't affect current threads or new ones I'm doing here.
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multishipper-baby · 2 years ago
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Infodumping really is a love language in it's own right.
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itsshaunach · 2 years ago
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We've almost finished Curse of Strahd and things are getting even more stupid and I love it.
Last session I missed the gang eating the creepy goat I had adopted which led to everyone suffering wild hallucinations, then they woke up in some cursed circus with a murderous clown.
That was all the backstory I was given.
It ended with us deciding we quite liked the character our DM was giving us with this clown so after we killed him, we had a very inane chat with him in which we learnt nothing useful, but we did learn how much we adored this goddamn clown so after extensive talks we chopped off his head, and I fashioned him into a balloon-companion by casting levitate on him, gentle repose, and speak with the dead.
Our DM made his head burst as we tried to take him out into the world. The betrayal was real. We lamented for at least 20 minutes. Then spent another ten trying to figure out how we could get him back.
We will get him back. It is the only quest that matters now.
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